Post by Slaine Rodrick on Mar 14, 2018 0:57:08 GMT
PW Presents...
Airing LIVE on Evolve Network March 27th @ 7pm PST
Redemption 120
March 27th, 2018
Liacouras Center
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
***ON AIR***
(We open the show in the packed Liacouras Center in Philly with Seth Black standing in the center of the ring. ‘Back In Black’ fades, leaving only the chatter of the audience as they await to see what Seth Black has to say.)
Seth: There was quite a bit of controversy that stemmed from Tower of Destiny. We hope by the end of the night we can get some clarity to all of the questions, as I don’t have the answers. All I can say is that we’ve quite the bill to pay and PR disaster to deal with. However PW will rise above this controversy as it always does…
(“This Is War” by Ill Nino begins to play over the PA-System as Mason Daniels walks onto the stage, cutting off Seth Black before he can say anything else. The music quickly cuts as Mason looks at Seth.)
Mason: You damn right there was some controversy. I was fucked out of a win at Tower of Destiny. My friends and I had The Collective right where we wanted them. It was four on two and there was no way we could lose.
(Mason begins to make his way down the ramp, the fans booing him as he does so.)
Mason: But The Collective, the group of fucking cowards that they are, had to hire that little fucking Japanese bitch. If it wasn't for him, if it wasn't for Hirooki interfering in affairs that have nothing to do with him, Azazel and Asger would have a shot at the Duos Championship right now; not those pathetic, poor excuse for a New Yorker, Collective members.
Seth: Now slow up right there Mason. All three of your Pulpit members have a shot at the now vacant Rising Phoenix Championship and you, well, you have Hirooki one on one next. What more could you ask for?
(Mason makes his way to the ring steps and begins to walk up them, a smile on his face.)
Mason: You have me there, but I won't be happy until I see Hirooki's own blood pouring from his skull. I won't be happy until I have ended his career once and for all.
(Mason steps into the ring and Seth goes to say something, but Mason cuts him off once more.)
Mason: Hirooki, get your little bitch ass down here right now and take this ass whoopin like a fucking man. Come on you little shit. You wanted a big piece of me in my last match, well here I am, come down and show me what you're fucking made of.
Mason Daniels vs. Hirooki Rajin
ALPINE: Mason is STILL ranting ladies and gentlemen about Hirooki’s actions at the Tower of Destiny.
RODZ: Pretty sure Hirooki is trying to tell him it was all about the money and Mason isn’t having it.
DING DING DING
(Rodz was not kidding about Mason not having it, while Hirooki does a pretty good job at first of keeping Daniels back with his superior kicks and timing, he even manages to get a crisp set of suplexes off on the heavier man, but then the tide turns! Mason rises up off the mat and slams a meaty fist right into the nose of Hirooki Rajin, and blood sprays from his nose! The referee tries to check on him but Mason looms and tells him to get back! This gives Hirooki an opening and he slaps a Mandible Claw on Mason! The fans freak out, hating on Daniels like the do and cheer on Hirooki but Daniels again uses his superior bulk to shove them both to the ropes and then he deliberately slides over the top, spilling to the floor and the once in charge but now hapless Rajin tumbles with him, taking the brunt of the fall! Mason is up first if a little wobbly but he is free of the Claw and is now stalking Hirooki! He rises to his feet and wipes blood off his face, not that it does much good as Mason tackles him and drives him right into the barricade!)
ALPINE: Mason is STILL ranting ladies and gentlemen about Hirooki’s actions at the Tower of Destiny.
RODZ: Pretty sure Hirooki is trying to tell him it was all about the money and Mason isn’t having it.
DING DING DING
(Rodz was not kidding about Mason not having it, while Hirooki does a pretty good job at first of keeping Daniels back with his superior kicks and timing, he even manages to get a crisp set of suplexes off on the heavier man, but then the tide turns! Mason rises up off the mat and slams a meaty fist right into the nose of Hirooki Rajin, and blood sprays from his nose! The referee tries to check on him but Mason looms and tells him to get back! This gives Hirooki an opening and he slaps a Mandible Claw on Mason! The fans freak out, hating on Daniels like the do and cheer on Hirooki but Daniels again uses his superior bulk to shove them both to the ropes and then he deliberately slides over the top, spilling to the floor and the once in charge but now hapless Rajin tumbles with him, taking the brunt of the fall! Mason is up first if a little wobbly but he is free of the Claw and is now stalking Hirooki! He rises to his feet and wipes blood off his face, not that it does much good as Mason tackles him and drives him right into the barricade!)
ALPINE: OH! The force of that blow, Hirooki just crumpled I don’t even know if he can stand after that assault on his spine!
RODZ: Hate to agree with you, but man ohh man!
(The referee is shouting at them to get the action back in the ring, Mason stares at him as he ‘helps’ Rajin to his feet and then repeatedly slams him fast first into the barricade while the fans boo him even more heavily! He finally realizes that they are about to get counted out and he picks up the limp Hirooki like a sack of potatoes and slings him into the ring before rolling in himself and breaking the count. Mason flexes over the still downed Hirooki and draws even more of the crowd’s ire, this almost costs him as Rajin by some miracle rolls him up into a Schoolboy, but no, Mason kicks out at two. He’s livid at this, sure that all the fight had been driven out of Hirooki and so he sets out to punish him! There’s a cut opened over Hirooki’s right eyebrow that he grinds his thumb into, blood spurting on the mat, while more blood drains from his obviously broken nose. He weakly tries to swing on Mason as Mason yanks him off the mat for more punishment instead of pinning him. Hirooki goes to punch him again and Mason BITES his fist! The referee is livid at this, and tells Mason to knock it off or else. Mason? Decides this means do it more of course, slapping Rajin around, fish-hooking him, slamming him into the mat over and over again, choking him against the ropes.)
ALPINE: Mason’s lost it!
RODZ: But did he ever have it, that’s the question!
(The referee warns Mason AGAIN and he ignores him, the referee is pissed and he calls for the bell!)
DING DING DING!!!
ALPINE: Mason still isn’t done but he’s lost this match via a disqualification! We need some security out here!
RODZ: I don’t think he even realizes he’s lost the match! This is wild!
WINNER: HIROOKI RAJIN via DQ @ 4 minutes, 52 seconds.
(Mason lifts Hirooki's head up as he kneels over top of him and begins to slam down one vicious punch after another for a few moments as the fans begin to boo him. The maniac then stands to his feet, lifting Hirooki up with him as a sadistic look falls over his face for a moment. He backs up, looking to go for The Javelin when “I Wanna Rock n Roll All Night” by KISS begins to play over the PA-System. As it does, Hirooki collapses to the mat. Mason looks to the ramp as Richard Roque comes rushing down it and quickly slides into the ring.)
Alpine: Here comes Richard Roque to the rescue!
Rodz: Does he even have any idea what he is getting himself into? You don't come between a predator and his prey.
(Mason quickly charges, going for a Spear right out of the gate, but Roque some how dodges it with ease. The maniac stumbles onto his knees as Richard grabs him by the hair, lifting him off the mat. Mason quickly spins around, connecting with a spinning heel kick that sends Roque stumbling back into the ropes. The War Hound then rushes forward and leaps into the air, but he is caught by Roque. The bigger man walks towards the center of the ring and then tosses Mason begin him, but Mason lands on his feet some how. Richard turns around and charges, hitting the smaller man with Lariat that sends him flying over the top rope and down to the mat.)
Alpine: What cat like reflexes from the big man!
Rodz: I can't believe what I am seeing. He just got the best of Mason right there.
(As Mason lands, The Pulpit quickly appears at ringside and is ready to rush into the ring and finish off Hirooki and Richard Roque. The War Hound stops them though, looking up at the man who spoiled his fun for a few moments before telling The Pulpit to save their strength for their title match tonight. Mason then looks up at Roque, who is helping the bloody Hirooki to his feet, and begins to shout at him, letting him know that this is just the beginning.)
Alpine: Will you just look at what Mason did to Hirooki in that ring!
Rodz: This is nowhere close to being done. Mason always gets his revenge.
(Time (Yelhigh! Remix) by Satellite Empire as a lovely video package plays on the screen for the fans and images spirl out from the center of the screen, gathering up into a huge flower which slowly blossoms from a bud to glorious blue, the leaves of the flower's stem vibrant green. The petals explode as the music lifts, raining down into a pool of color that the wind catches up into a tornado that shreds into streamers of the same blue. Then images fire rapidly over this floral display of every single title defense that Anastasia Starling has had while she was the Rising Phoenix Champion. Some of the most daring of her moves, the desperation and glorious heights she reached by her innovative offenses are all shown, until the images fade away and leave that pool of blue and green. It suddenly lights up like fireworks, shooting into the sky to reveal a glorious phoenix of those rich colors, words flashing over it "Rising... Rising... REBIRTH" before they all fade out and the screen goes dark, the cameras turning to sweep over the crowd and taking in their reactions before the Battle Royal begins, all the competitors ready and waiting in the ring - ready to become the next champion.)
15 PERSON RISING PHOENIX BATTLE ROYAL
WINNER IS THE NEW CHAMPION
ALPINE: Truly one of the greatest champions in the history of Phoenix Wrestling. Not to mention the first person to ever hold both the Rising Phoenix Championship and the Rebirth Championship simultaneously.
RODZ: Eh, not for too long though. That’s why we’re having this impromptu battle royal tonight.
ALPINE: Tonight fans we will crown a NEW Rising Phoenix Champion. One of these Phoenix superstars will get the chance to be among the few to hold that championship.
RODZ: Three out of four of Mason’s Pulpit are in the ring. Not good for the rest of the competitors.
DING DING DING!!
(With all the competitors in the ring, the bell rang and the roster went to battle. Vin Bell and Jrue resumed their rivalry with a back and forth slugfest. Fin and Twin found themselves chased down by Asger and Azazel and battered in opposite corners. Jade instinctively went for Kelli Torres, hitting her with a tackle followed with punches to the head. Richard Roque wasn’t one to forget what happened at Boats and Throws, and leveled Frankie Starlight with a 360* flipping lariat! Horace Jackson met a two on one brother attack from Finn and Owen McConnaigh, fending them off for a little before getting sandwiched with a double running big boot! Shooter Reed took advantage of a clueless Kinley Carlisle with a handshake. She accepted, he pulled her into a hard headbutt, then threw her out making her the first casualty!)
HARDT: KINLEY CARLISLE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
ALPINE: That might’ve been the last we’ve seen of Kinley Carlisle. Maybe Vin Bell pink slipping her was a sign of the future.
RODZ: Vin Bell may be a blue eyed mexican with dreadlocks who dresses like Liu Kang, but he’s smart enough to know Kinley is hot garbage.
(Shooter’s gang celebrated for him on the outside as he bowed. However this almost led to his elimination as Jrue came from behind with a running throw, almost tossing him over! Shooter hung on the top rope as his friends jumped on the apron to push him back in. As the ref scolded them for doing so, Vin Bell interjected himself into the Jade and Kelli situation with a running stomp to the side of Kelli’s head as she applied an armbar! He then stomped on both women as Richard Roque found himself dealing with a recovering Horace Jackson. He tried to muscle the giant over but soon found himself reversed and being pressured against the ropes. Jrue went to throw over the unraveled Shooter but a running shotgun dropkick to the back from Frankie Starlight stopped that. Owen and Finn McConnaigh had seen enough of Fin and Twin getting crushed by Asger and Azazel. They tried to intervene but found their eyes poked, their nuts smashed, then a double toss over the top rope as referee Oz Oxford Jr. screamed in their faces.)
HARDT: OWEN AND FINN MCCONNAIGH HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!
RODZ: HAHA!! Serves those retards right for trying to intervene in a perfectly good beatdown.
ALPINE: Owen and Finn tried to do something out of the goodness of their hearts only for those demons Asger and Azazel to ruin it. Terrible people they are.
(With Owen and FInn tossed over, Asger and Azazel looked down to the beaten down Fin and Twin. They were about to finish the job but a punch drunk Richard Roque stumbled into their territory. The two smiled and started hammering him right away, pushing him to a corner and punishing him. Frankie went to follow up on Jrue but a refreshed Horace Jackson met his neck with a giant palm. Frankie tried to kick his way out but he had no choice but to feel a chokeslam! The ring shook from the impact. Shooter Reed saw the recovering Jrue in the corner and ran in for a flying elbow. Jrue ducked, lunged for a lock up, Shooter then took his back and landed two rolling german suplexes! Vin Bell picked up Kelli, nailed her with a powerbomb, then picked up again for another powerbomb! Jade stopped that with a springboard dropkick to Kelli’s back, knocking her from his grasp. She then caught Vin with a solid elbow to the nose followed by a Jade Spike! Horace Jackson picked up Frankie who was still choking from that chokeslam. He then gorilla pressed him and threw him into the third row!)
HARDT: FRANKIE STARLIGHT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!
ALPINE: HORACE JUST TOSSED FRANKIE LIKE A NEWSPAPER!
RODZ: He may move like a mummy walking through molasses, but that was fuckin’ cool!
(Starlight scrambled out of the audience, pushing faces and getting drinks dumped on him while doing so. He got to the outside and swore vengeance on Horace. Shooter tried to do a shooting star press on Jrue only for Jrue to move, letting Shooter crash and burn. Jade wasn’t about to let Vin stop her from her goal, and that was punishing Kelli. She dropped a flying knee on her face and then a springboard moonsault to keep her grounded. Richard Roque was a dummy in the corner, getting two clotheslines, a big boot, and a running spear before they tried to take him over. However it looked like Horace wasn’t too keen on a two on one and decided to intervene, making him the new target of Asger and Azazel. He successfully ambushed them with punches but failed on a double chokeslam attempt, leading to him getting low blowed by the duo! They then went to go toss over Horace, but soon found out taking this giant of a man over is no easy task. They both put their all into it, lifting the big man off his feet so he was dangling. A recovered Vin Bell saw this, and a recovered Richard Roque saw this, and they nodded at each other. The two then lifted up on the legs of Asger and Azazel, sending three men over at once!)
HARDT: HORACE JACKSON, ASGER, AND AZAZEL HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!
ALPINE: Now that is a HUGE elimination for both Vin Bell and Richard Roque! Literally and figuratively!
RODZ: Boy Mason’s Pulpit do not look the slightest bit happy.
(Mason’s Pulpit shout and point at Vin and Richard, leaving Richard cracking his knuckles and Vin laughing. Vin then catches an unaware Richard with a dropkick to the side of the head, followed by a blue thunder bomb! Jade lifted up Kelli and started smacking her in the face. This enraged a woozy Kelli who got her second wind with a knee to the gut followed by a muay thai barrage! Jade was left a beaten up pile in the corner by the end of it. Jrue crawled to his feet at the same time as Shooter. Jrue caught his kick attempt, snatched him on the side, then crushed him to the mat with a pendulum backbreaker! As Shooter arched his back in pain, Jrue looked at Fin consoling with his very woozy brother Twin. He then flew at Fin and landed a leaping spinning heel kick, knocking him over the top rope!)
HARDT: THE FIN-NISHER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
RODZ: It was only a matter of time. If you need a job done, called the Fin-Nisher.
ALPINE: He survived a lot longer than I thought he would, I’ll give him that.
(Seeing his brother get eliminated in front of his very eyes angered Twin, who showed Jrue what a true kicking specialist is. He lit into Jrue with some hard kicks, driving him to the ropes and nearly knocking him over after a spinning roundhouse kick to the chin! Jrue hung on for dear life as Twin attempted to take him over. Kelli didn’t want to waste any time with the dangerous Jade and gave her a solid single tie uppercut before tossing her to the outside! However the resilient Jade landed on the apron and rolled back into the ring. Vin Bell tried to lift up the much bigger Richard Roque for a powerbomb, but Roque kicked his way down then delivered a back body drop to Vin Bell. Shooter saw Richard near the ropes and darted in for a dropkick, knocking him over the top and to the apron! A crawling Jade saw an opportunity to make her master proud, and decided to help Shooter out. The two then ran in for a double team super kick, knocking Richard Roque off of the apron and leaving his back smacking into the guardrail!)
HARDT: RICHARD ROQUE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!
ALPINE: I think Richard’s participation in the SAP battle royal not too long ago helped to prepare him for this. He didn’t do too bad for coming off retirement.
RODZ: No, but he did piss off Mason’s Pulpit. That’s kinda something you don’t wanna do.
(Jade then slapped Shooter across his face and irish whipped him to the corner, followed by a handspring back elbow! Kelli went to deal with Jade but found herself on the receiving end of a full nelson from Vin Bell. Vin soon found out that was a bad idea as Jade broke the lock then judo tossed Vin over her shoulder and into an armbar attempt! Vin kicked for the ropes as Jrue fought back and started giving Twin some kicks of his own. Twin missed with a high kick allowing Jrue to cartwheel knee him in the head, sending him stumbling to the ropes! Jrue couldn’t pass up the opportunity so he lifted Twin up and over the top rope!)
HARDT: THE TWIN-NISHER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!
ALPINE: Twin has really come a long way. He’s always had a good kicking game but he seems to finally be getting wrestling.
RODZ: After what, ten years? I know he’s fully functional retard but COME ON.
(Vin Bell was able to body flop himself over to the ropes, breaking the sub cleanly with a foot over the bottom. Jade body slammed Shooter then headed to the top rope for the Jade Strike. She took too much time flipping off the fans though and got caught with a dropkick mid air catching her right in the ribs! Jade grabbed her sore ribs and flailed on the mat as Shooter took a look around the ring. What he should’ve been paying attention to is Jrue sneaking up behind him and landing a springboard bulldog! Kelli hammered Vin Bell with some good corner knee plum shots, leaving him rope a doping. He swung for a lariat, she took a step back, then teep kicked him in the chest, sending him tumbling up and over the top rope!)
HARDT: VIN BELL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!
ALPINE: A good showing for the newcomer Vin Bell, but he fell victim to that awesome Sparta kick from Kelli.
RODZ: It’s called a teep kick numb nuts. And here we are, final four!
(Shooter and Jrue continued their mini-rivalry as Jrue softened up Shooter with a moonsault double knee to the chest followed a running senton. Jade stumbled to her feet after having the wind knocked out of her, only to see a pissed off Kelli Torres looking her way. Kelli cracked her knuckles as Jade could be seen mouthing, “oh fuck”. Luckily ‘Dance With The Devil’ by Breaking Benjamin started to play, getting all the fans to look back at the entranceway. Out through the curtains emerged Lance Winters with a mic in hand. He looked to the soundbooth and made a ‘cut the music’ gesture. All eyes were temporarily on him as he casually walked and talked on his way to the ring.)
WINTERS: I bet you all are wondering why I’m out here...see I actually EARNED a shot at the Rising Phoenix Championship unlike these day laborers before me. If anyone should be in this match, it should be ME. So what did I do? I went to Seth Black, and I said put me in the match, BOOM. I’m here.
ALPINE: It looks like Lance Winters is cashing in his title shot he earned at Tower of Destiny...in a battle royal of all matches.
RODZ: What better, easier way to win a title? It’s all about strategy. Let the dumb fucks tire each other out and you pick off the weakened ones. Simple.
(Lance dropped the mic after that and slid into the ring, coming face to face with Kelli Torres. She didn’t hesitate to give him a big leg kick off the bat, getting him to back up! She went for another one but Jade was quick to hammer Kelli in the back of the head! Lance and Jade took turns stomping on Kelli as Jrue tried setting up Shooter for a brainbuster, only for Shooter to kick his way to his feet, drop Jrue to one knee with a low dropkick, then plant him to the mat with a reverse DDT! Lance and Jade agreed to pick Kelli up and throw her out of the ring. Just as they did Kelli went for a double leg takedown on Jade and started hammering down elbows! Instead of interfering Lance kicked back against a corner, smiling and watching. Meanwhile Shooter went for a springboard 450 splash, only for Jrue to pop up to his feet! Thinking on the fly, Shooter converted the 450 to a hurricanrana and threw Jrue. He went stumbling to the ropes uncontrollably and flopped over to the apron! A big shotgun dropkick from Shooter helped him find his way out!)
HARDT: JRUE OLIVER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!
ALPINE: Jrue and Shooter had a nice series in the ring, but Shooter outsmarted him with that fantastic springboard 450 hurricanrana!
RODZ: Jrue might have a future here. He’s a young kid that cares in a world full of lazy complaining millennials.
(Jade was able to use her impressive leg strength to push Kelli off, but has a goose egg on her forehead from the rampage. Jade tried to back out to a corner but Kelli ambushed her with a big flying knee! Lance laughed as he watched Kelli put a whooping on Jade. He requested popcorn from a ring girl, and this left him open for attack. Shooter Reed ran in with a diving somersault heel attack, knocking Lance to his ass and in a daze! Shooter Reed then did a handspring on the top rope in front of him, then came down with a big low dropkick to the ribs! Shooter’s posse cheered him on as Jade fought back by lunging onto Kelli’s neck and sinking her teeth in! The crowd was appalled as Jade broke the skin, causing a trail of blood down Kelli’s neck! Eventually she released before the referee could disqualify her, but Kelli was left stunned as she touched her bleeding neck. Jade however didn’t give her time to check her wound and hit a Jade Spin, knocking her to the mat! Shooter looked to be doing a running move to Lance who had been tangled in the ropes. He hit the ropes though at the same time Jade was close to them. She acted quickly and pulled down on the top rope at the last second, sending Shooter flopping up and over the top rope!)
HARDT: SHOOTER REED HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
ALPINE: Shooter Reed was taking it to Lance only for Jade to pull a devious trick out of her bag with that rope pull down!
RODZ: Solid veteran move there. At least Mason is teaching her something right.
(Lance freed himself from his rope confines and took a spot against the corner again, watching the two women fight as he caught his breath. Kelli recovered from the hurricanrana and grimaced at Jade. As Jade mocked Shooter and his crew on the outside, Kelli scouted Jade from the back. As soon as Jade turned around, Kelli went for the superkick! However Jade heard it coming and sidestepped the move narrowly, countering with a jabbing thumb to the eye! Kelli bent over and covered her eye in pain, leaving her in perfect position to be scooped up by her fight shorts and tossed up and over the top rope!)
HARDT: KELLI TORRES HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!
ALPINE: Kelli was looked upon by many as a favorite to win this battle royal. Too bad she has to be in there with despicable people like Jade.
RODZ: Jade’s thinking outside of that box, that’s why she’s lasting.
ALPINE: Yeah well she’s also wasting too much time taunting!
(The veteran Lance Winters hunched down, tip toeing villain style toward Jade as she laughed at Kelli on the outside. Once he was four feet away, Lance darted at Jade and grabbed her by the back of her pants, tossing her up and over the top rope! Jade flopped over to the outside, leaving Lance pointing at her and imitating her laugh!)
HARDT: JADE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!! YOUR WINNER….AND NEW!! RISING PHOENIX CHAMPION, LANCE WINTERS!!
WINNER, AND NEW RISING PHOENIX CHAMPION: LANCE WINTERS VIA LAST PERSON STANDING @ 19 MINUTES, 49 SECONDS.
ALPINE: Well there you have it! Lance Winters with a successful cash-in, making him the third person ever to hold the Rising Phoenix Championship!!
RODZ: Smart man. He bided his time, then took the weakened and distracted opposition out. I for one endorse the Winters era.
(It was a 50-50 split, but the fans were loud in the building over Lance winning. Jade was screaming like a banshee on the outside as Kelli looked ready to attack her with only one good eye. Luckily security stepped in before the two women could come to blows. Lance immediately requests a mic from one of the ring girls, and taps on it to make sure it's live. Once he hears the feedback, he smiles and snatches the Rising Phoenix Championship from the hands of Oz before he can present it to him. He slings it over his shoulder, takes a prideful glance at it, then turns to the hard camera.)
WINTERS: Out of the sincerity of my heart, I want to thank you Oz Oxford Jr. Your fine officiating and strict fitness regiment has made you into one of the best referees on the planet today!
(Oz looks down at his fairly large gut with shame.)
WINTERS: I want to thank you Lenne Hardt, because who doesn't need an old lady screaming so loudly they're forced to turn down their TV rapidly like they're logging on to Hulu?
(Hardt takes it with stride, chuckling and shaking her head.)
WINTERS: Slaine Rodrick, thank you for granting me the chance to become a champion here, and thank you for allowing me to ride my motorcycle in an office! Even better, thank you for footing the bill! Class act!
(Lance chuckles to the great amount of property damage done just from his Tower of Destiny appearance.)
WINTERS: And last but not least, thank you fans for being there for me every step of the way! You are the wind...BENEATH MY WINNNNGGS!! I AM A TOUGH CHAMPION, I FIGHT FOR THE PEOPLE, I'LL FIGHT ALL COMERS, AMMMMERRRRRICCCCUUUUHHHH!!!
(Winters soars out with his arms, dropping the mic as he mocks the stupidly cheering crowd. He then goes serious and shakes his head at them actually thinking he's being serious. Suddenly 'Undefeated' by Skillet plays through the arena and Giles Whitmor walks out dressed and ready to wrestle a smile on his face.)
GILES: “I am excited to hear you say that you are ready to take on any and all challengers because you see my very first match in this company I won the #1 contendership for that title. Now you would think when the previous champ moved on and vacated the title because honestly they were afraid to face me, the powers that be would have simply handed me my title and we could have had the champion everyone deserves.”
The crowd boos and Giles just smiles.
GILES: “ No you see instead they had this travesty of a battle royal that not only included people I had already beaten but it did not include the one person it should have… ME!!!.”
The last word he shouts as he starts walking to the ring.
GILES: “I was promised MY shot, that it was MY time and Seth guaranteed that tonight so I see your feeling fresh and confident so how about you and I go at it right now because Class is in session and I am going to show you and the whole world what a true Champion is.”
(Giles yells to Oz to ring the bell as Lance wipes the grin off his face and gets in fighting mode. He then slides into the ring and meets up with Lance face to face.)
RODZ: Alright Giles, now that's some balls! Up next fucks, it's Lance Winters defending the title he won a minute ago against Giles Whitmor!
ALPINE: But first a commercial break!
WINTERS: Out of the sincerity of my heart, I want to thank you Oz Oxford Jr. Your fine officiating and strict fitness regiment has made you into one of the best referees on the planet today!
(Oz looks down at his fairly large gut with shame.)
WINTERS: I want to thank you Lenne Hardt, because who doesn't need an old lady screaming so loudly they're forced to turn down their TV rapidly like they're logging on to Hulu?
(Hardt takes it with stride, chuckling and shaking her head.)
WINTERS: Slaine Rodrick, thank you for granting me the chance to become a champion here, and thank you for allowing me to ride my motorcycle in an office! Even better, thank you for footing the bill! Class act!
(Lance chuckles to the great amount of property damage done just from his Tower of Destiny appearance.)
WINTERS: And last but not least, thank you fans for being there for me every step of the way! You are the wind...BENEATH MY WINNNNGGS!! I AM A TOUGH CHAMPION, I FIGHT FOR THE PEOPLE, I'LL FIGHT ALL COMERS, AMMMMERRRRRICCCCUUUUHHHH!!!
(Winters soars out with his arms, dropping the mic as he mocks the stupidly cheering crowd. He then goes serious and shakes his head at them actually thinking he's being serious. Suddenly 'Undefeated' by Skillet plays through the arena and Giles Whitmor walks out dressed and ready to wrestle a smile on his face.)
GILES: “I am excited to hear you say that you are ready to take on any and all challengers because you see my very first match in this company I won the #1 contendership for that title. Now you would think when the previous champ moved on and vacated the title because honestly they were afraid to face me, the powers that be would have simply handed me my title and we could have had the champion everyone deserves.”
The crowd boos and Giles just smiles.
GILES: “ No you see instead they had this travesty of a battle royal that not only included people I had already beaten but it did not include the one person it should have… ME!!!.”
The last word he shouts as he starts walking to the ring.
GILES: “I was promised MY shot, that it was MY time and Seth guaranteed that tonight so I see your feeling fresh and confident so how about you and I go at it right now because Class is in session and I am going to show you and the whole world what a true Champion is.”
(Giles yells to Oz to ring the bell as Lance wipes the grin off his face and gets in fighting mode. He then slides into the ring and meets up with Lance face to face.)
RODZ: Alright Giles, now that's some balls! Up next fucks, it's Lance Winters defending the title he won a minute ago against Giles Whitmor!
ALPINE: But first a commercial break!
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** Drink Ohno ~ Cola! **
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